you got dicked around by ebay, I think it's fair to say
that when you got bids on your item you expected them to pay
but they didn't, and now you find you're short of mon-ay
as a result of getting dicked around by ebay

you got messed about by amazon, and you were quite surprised
that when your package came in the post, it was completely the wrong size
of course you opened it to find the wrong item inside...
and now amazon have ruined your film night

the lawyers are not interested, neither are the cops
you sigh and say "remember when we used to go to shops?"

when your parcel arrived, you were not home to accept it
they left it with a neighbour, who locked their door and kept it
if your roles had been reversed, perhaps you would have been tempted
but now it's too late; your goods have been pre-empted

you shrug your shoulders, say "wouldn't it be sweet,
if we could still buy these things on the high street?"