I’ve got my own satellite, spinning around my head
I was looking for enlightenment but I found a moon instead
it was ordered from a catalogue with one click of my mouse
and arrived within five working days at my house

I’ve got my own satellite with a circular orbit
I was looking for true happiness but got a miniature planet
now I’m feeling slightly dizzy watching it spin around
I think I’ll go and have a lie down

I’ve got my own satellite buzzing around my head
I was looking to accessorise and picked up a moon instead
now it bumps into my pillow when I try to go to bed
I’ve got my own satellite spinning around my head