feature request! 
I'd like to sing and dance the best
please update my firmware to the latest iteration
feature request! 
I wish that I could pass every test
please upgrade me so that I can be a sensation

please see the attached changes list
I demand satisfaction
please transform me from this sloth
to a brand new man of action
I've ticked all the boxes
for a complete overhaul
please reset my systems
and reinstall

this brain of mine has ground to a halt
but I hear that you can reboot it
if your services are not up the task
I don't hear you refute it
so hold up your company flag
and I promise I'll salute it
if you please complete the upgrade
before my mind's diluted