he was a fat chihuahua and nobody wanted him
they fed him burgers til he had a double chin
he drove on down to the old dog show they said you won’t get far
when he asked if somebody could carry him from the car

he was a chunky chihuahua and he had no doggy chums
he’d go out chugging milkshakes instead of sniffing bums
his belly dragged along the floor
it was gross and swollen and rather sore
but he just kept on eating more and more

so one day he woke up sweaty
fur all matted with last night’s spaghetti
and realised that he couldn’t even walk
he barked for help but nobody heard
they couldn’t make out a single word
his doggy throat was much too fat to talk

he was a fat chihuahua, he died alone in his bed
he was undergroomed, unloved and overfed