The Last Christmas

December 23rd, 2009

Hooray, I wrote a really depressing Christmas song! Merry Christmas everyone!

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OH NO!

December 17th, 2009

I’ve accidentally made my site go all “default template”. I guess I will try to fix this later. HOLD ON TIGHT!

VV on the Radio

December 6th, 2009

Hooray! My song ‘Photographic Memory’ was played on Tom Robinson’s Introducing show on BBC Radio 6music last night.

You can listen again for the next week or so HERE (I’m at about 1hr 30mins) and apparently there will be a podcast that also includes the song available soon, so THANK YOU 6 music!

If you’ve found this site as a result of hearing the song on the radio, feel free to hit up a load of completely free music from the links under Albums to the right. Planet of the Tapes is the best one.

Incidentally, Tom Robinson did say that I’m a member of Mascot Fight, which isn’t true, but I did play drums for them for one song once so I’ll let him off.

amazing

November 14th, 2009

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorton

VIDEO VORTON

October 25th, 2009

I thought I’d have a go at recording myself playing a song, to see what my camera is like for that purpose. Turns out it’s “adequate but not spectacular”!!!

You can download the original recording of this song here.

GIG! SONGS! BAND! FUN!

October 10th, 2009

Here are the details that I promised in my previous post! The details regarding the gig!

4:00pm Yeah, I’ll Play It Later DJs
5:30pm Vom Vorton
6:15pm Burly Nagasaki
7:00pm Bonsai Projects
8:00pm Mexican Kids At Home
9:00pm Red Shoe Diaries
10:00pm Fists

I recorded a few songs for 50 songs in 90 days – not 50, but four. You can hear three of them! On the DOWNLOADS page! Here is a SAMPLE:

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Hooray! In other news I have joined a new band! The band is called Of Mice and Mental Arithmetic! That is a link to our website!

Do The Hustle

August 27th, 2009

So, the Bar One gig was as fun and exciting as gigs tend to be at Bar One, which is to say that it was great. I love that place, it has good flashing lights that you can concentrate your eyes on and tell your brain that they are moving left or right, even though secretly you know that they’re just going on and off. That’s just one of the great things about Bar One! Everyone should go, all of the time.

My next gig is at The Jam CafĂ© in Nottingham on October 25th. This is part of something called Hockley Hustle, and some other nice people will be playing too, including the excellent Mexican Kids at Home and also somebody called Bonsai Project who I haven’t managed to find out anything about yet.

But don’t fear! Because I will post a new post with all the full information once I know what all of the full information is. I will post it here on this website!

BACK FROM THE DEAD!

August 10th, 2009

hello! I’ve been very busy. but now I have another gig!

URGENT TALK + VOM VORTON + HAPPY SMILING GERM - august 15th, bar one, derby

and also I guess you can now follow me on twitter if that is the kind of thing you enjoy doing or whatever!

thanks guys. this really means a lot to me.

gigneus

April 1st, 2009

More gig:

April 11th – Loggerheads, Nottingham

Easter party from 5pm onwards, with a barbecue, disco and live acoustic music IN A CAVE.
The music is IN A CAVE.

Musicians: Nat Johnson (from Monkey Swallows The Universe), Vom Vorton, Liam O’Kane and Stuck in 2nd.

April 30th – Ryans Bar, Derby

With SEAS OF MIRTH, the musical comedy pirates.

That was the gig news. Also none of this is an April Fool, that would be stupid.

Gignacht

March 17th, 2009

it was pretty good, I remembered nearly all of the words. if you were there, thank you for coming! I think I am playing again on april 11th, in nottingham. MORE DETAILS when I have them.